We’ve arrived on the day there’s a night market. So late afternoon when the sun has eased off we head up the road away from the beach to the large area that is usually an empty patch of sand and gravel. Today though cars are parked on both sides of the road, and hundreds of motor bikes parked in every corner in between. Smoke and delicious smells rise up from scores of little stands covering the area.
The Thais are a short race compared to most Europeans, so we have to duck below sunshades and supporting lines strung across the walkways. Tilley hats have a piece of foam at the top (so that they float), and these have saved several bruises from overhanging obstacles.
We fill our rucksacks with fruit – pineapple, a watermelon, and bunches of small lychee-like fruit, longans. There are also bright red dragon fruit – evidently of the cactus family that grow on a vine, and rambutan, another red fruit with soft green spines on the outside. Huge durian smell awful, and evidently have a delicious after taste though we don’t like them. Except dried in packets they are forbidden on planes.
And vegetables. Thai cooking uses lots of really fresh vegetables, and lemon grass, lime leaves, herbs, spring onions and many varieties of leafy greens are always available straight from the fields. Also many varieties of aubergine, the tiniest the size of seedless grapes. Some spherical, some long and thin and some pear shaped.
Tonight we want to buy our supper. So first some small sticks of port sate straight off the charcoal burner; then half a kilo of tiger prawns, some still wriggling. A bottle of sugar cane juice from a hand cranked machine like a big old wringer will make a good pre-dinner drink with rum, lime juice and plenty of ice. Followed by fresh fruit. What a feast.
Our command of the Thai language is very basic, just enough to be polite. In Phuket quite a bit of English is spoken, though twenty five and seventy five are undistinguishable to them, and both sound like seventy to us. Until we realised we thought we were being shockingly overcharged. Intonation is very important as well as pronounciation, so it isn’t an easy language.
Our anchorage near the market is what we call the ‘airport anchorage’, as flights in and out of the over-busy Phuket airport fly low over our mast head, landing just a couple of km away. It is very different from the Heathrow flight path though, we can swim from the boat to a long white beach with a low key tourist street behind it. Lots of beach restaurants, beach massage places, and shops selling hats, sarongs and sandals. No jet skis which are a pest in some resort areas.
Today though we are well north of Phuket, on the west coast of the south west peninsular of Thailand, not far from the Burmese border. Anchored in a sheltered inland channel with a small fishing village beside us. This morning we tied the dinghy to a little jetty and explored the town. The small houses have racks of small fish drying or salting outside in the sun, men are mending their fishing nets and making crab pots from piles of split bamboo. We asked in a little general store where we could find a restaurant for lunch. “You want fried rice? Chicken or pork?” and we were taken across the road to a little eating place, and our ‘host ‘ explained what we wanted. No English spoken here, but lots of smiles, a table cleared for us, and ice and water produced.
Mrs was the cook, and Mr the general dogsbody. No doubting who was the boss. The ‘kitchen’ was a long table, with a couple of gas burners at one end for the woks. Prepared meat and vegetables were ready in plastic bowls in a large ice box, and a huge rice steamer had the cooked rice. Each meal is cooked separately in the wok, then the wok wiped out ready for the next. At the other side was another table with a hose attached to an outside tap. Here the washing up was done, with dishes left to dry in the sun.
While waiting, our friend from the general store appeared with a piece of paper on which he had written the Thai translations of chicken, pork and rice for us, and later appeared again to make sure that everything was satisfactory. Which it certainly was, delicious.
Just as well that eating out is the way of life here, cheap and good. Cooking on board makes the boat hot, and there is a great lack of fish for us to catch en route. In the last three months we have caught one small tuna and a barracuda – the latter would normally be thrown back to swim another day, but we ate this one.
Christmas and new year passed in a flash. P and S flew in – 24 hrs late as there was an emergency landing in Phuket and all aircraft were diverted. So they circled above us, then returned to Kuala Lumpur. Luckily were put in a nice hotel with swimming pool, and were able to get a good nights sleep. They arrived in the evening, and we set off at dawn the next day, leaving them sleeping as best they could with the anchor rattling into the locker beside them. By the afternoon we were in the Similan Islands with crystal clear water waiting for them.
Christmas day was spent in the islands, then we returned to Phuket for new year, and sat in a beach restaurant watching the fireworks and hot air lanterns. The tide gradually rose, and the tables were moved further back until we all had our feet in the water. And a footnote. As we left we realised that the promised muffins for breakfast the next day couldn’t be made without an egg. The restaurant kindly presented us with two, which were carried safely back in the dinghy in a pair of crocs.
Another footnote (headline?). Over the years I have had haircuts in interesting places (G gets the scissor treatment on board so misses all the fun). The latest was a good cut by a transvestite. All make-up and bling, tight clothes, rather large hands and feet, and a husky voice. Variety is the spice of life